Well, woke up today at 3 pm after sleeping for 14 hours. How did I sleep 14 hours? simple! Let me tell you:
Me: Oh, well, it's 10:30 pm monday night, I have class tomorrow. So i guess now is a good time to do my Ethics essay/take home quiz for tomorrow. Ah yes, wait, before I start, let me check my other classes' webpages to see if I have anything else due. I'm pretty sure i don't... but... hmm..
*Clicks into Computer Science webpage*
Me: WHAT??? Program due tomorrow??? Shit! Yo Tron! before you go to sleep, help me.
*Does most of computer program*
Me: Phew, it's only 1 am, I'm glad I got it undercontrol, thanks tron, you are dismissed you puny servant of mine. Ok, now to do my ethics essay. Oh wait, I still have more classes to check.
*Clicks to Discrete Math webpage... goes to announcements page*
Me: WHAT??? MIDTERM at EIGHT AM????? Why does god hate me? (oh yea, i remember why). Sigh, I guess I have to study for that shit too.. but first, let's do the ethics essay.
*Blows through essay like a hot knife through butter*
Me: Ah, that was fun. I am the literary master debater. Ok, well, before I study, I should make sure that my program is fully completely and 100% working. Since it's only 3:00 am, I should be able to get some sleep before the midterm.
*Finishes writing program and compiles it*
Me: WHAT??? Five Million Errors??? woh. I didn't even know you could get five million errors. Holy shit.
*Spends three more hours on program, with various other errors presented including one that says "Call Microsoft techinical support (BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PROGRAM FOR SHIT)*
Me: Fuggit, I give up. Tron can look at it tomorrow. Ug... 6 am... I should sleep a little bit at least... I'll wake up at like 7 am and study.
*Lies in bed for an hour too stressed out and feeling like nothing was uncomplished this night, so therefore cannot sleep*
Me (as zombie): Uhhhhh... arrrggghhh.. must.... studddyyyy....
*Finit*
So anyway, to rub shit all over my face with an anthrax infested napkin... I bombed the midterm, then went to comp sci and found out that he decided he didn't want to give out the program to do anyway. Then, I couldn't take a nap because I have a night class on journalism, and had to finish up all my homework, and read all the previous newspapers of the week for the quiz that we have every class.
When I came home, I was too tired to sleep, So I stayed up past 1 am before finally passing out.
It's ok though, cuz i'm still smiling.
Always smiling. =)
Me: Oh, well, it's 10:30 pm monday night, I have class tomorrow. So i guess now is a good time to do my Ethics essay/take home quiz for tomorrow. Ah yes, wait, before I start, let me check my other classes' webpages to see if I have anything else due. I'm pretty sure i don't... but... hmm..
*Clicks into Computer Science webpage*
Me: WHAT??? Program due tomorrow??? Shit! Yo Tron! before you go to sleep, help me.
*Does most of computer program*
Me: Phew, it's only 1 am, I'm glad I got it undercontrol, thanks tron, you are dismissed you puny servant of mine. Ok, now to do my ethics essay. Oh wait, I still have more classes to check.
*Clicks to Discrete Math webpage... goes to announcements page*
Me: WHAT??? MIDTERM at EIGHT AM????? Why does god hate me? (oh yea, i remember why). Sigh, I guess I have to study for that shit too.. but first, let's do the ethics essay.
*Blows through essay like a hot knife through butter*
Me: Ah, that was fun. I am the literary master debater. Ok, well, before I study, I should make sure that my program is fully completely and 100% working. Since it's only 3:00 am, I should be able to get some sleep before the midterm.
*Finishes writing program and compiles it*
Me: WHAT??? Five Million Errors??? woh. I didn't even know you could get five million errors. Holy shit.
*Spends three more hours on program, with various other errors presented including one that says "Call Microsoft techinical support (BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PROGRAM FOR SHIT)*
Me: Fuggit, I give up. Tron can look at it tomorrow. Ug... 6 am... I should sleep a little bit at least... I'll wake up at like 7 am and study.
*Lies in bed for an hour too stressed out and feeling like nothing was uncomplished this night, so therefore cannot sleep*
Me (as zombie): Uhhhhh... arrrggghhh.. must.... studddyyyy....
*Finit*
So anyway, to rub shit all over my face with an anthrax infested napkin... I bombed the midterm, then went to comp sci and found out that he decided he didn't want to give out the program to do anyway. Then, I couldn't take a nap because I have a night class on journalism, and had to finish up all my homework, and read all the previous newspapers of the week for the quiz that we have every class.
When I came home, I was too tired to sleep, So I stayed up past 1 am before finally passing out.
It's ok though, cuz i'm still smiling.
Always smiling. =)


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