I just think the internet doesn't like me. Today, of course, like yesterday, was one of those days where I NEED internet. Cuz, well, duh, it's tuesday and it's basically the only day I have classes (read: HW due). So, the God of "I HATE ALL THINGS MYSTIC" decided to stick his pinky out and do things to piss me off.

Well, now it's back... WHEN CLASSES ARE OVER. And more so with the rubbing of poo in my face (see yesterday's entry), my computer was the only one that was not working. So I had to reset the router and my computer, and wait for things to work.

And because the God of "I HATE ALL THINGS MYSTIC" wants to piss me off beyond all reason, it takes 15 minutes for my computer to restart.
I'll run you through the process:
Oh, i need to restart.
*Click on restart shit*
Computer pretends to restart, then freezes.
*Ctrl-Alt-Del... ... ... Crtl-Alt-Del... ... *
Mother *bleep bleep bleeeeeeep bleep bleep*
*Ctrl-Alt-Del x ten million times*
Sigh.
*Holds down power button for manual restart*
Ok, now restart, for I the Mystic commands thee!
*Windows load screen comes up... then freezes*
Mother *bleep bleep bleeeeeep bleep bleep*
*Holds down power button for manual restart*
Fine, i'll just go get a drink and hopes this works.
*While the mystic is away, the mother fuckers come out to play*
"Windows did not start up properly, and since you are away, we'll just slowly count down and put the computer into safe mode so that when you get back, you'll have to restart again? 5... 4... coming back? no? 3.. 2... oh, shit, he's coming, hurry up! 1... 0! SUCKAH! *
Mother *bleep bleep bleeeeeep bleep bleep* not safe mode, no!
*Clicks on restart shit*
Freezes.
Mother *blee-- ok, well, you get the point.

This process repeats itself until finally by some random string of luck, it works, and i'm finally back on the net. And you sometimes wonder why i'm online 24/7. Because if i turned my computer off, there's a chance that it would die and never turn back on again.

Is there a god? Yes.

And He hates me.