Haha, just found the best link ever. (Next to the "girls are evil" link, of course).
Total Parody of Korean Guys

Well, today I have a couple random things I'd like to list before I go away for the weekend. (What? I go away every weekend.)

First, the use of the word 'ignorant' in the wrong context. That in itself is IGNORANT (see? proper context). Ignorant, sadly, used in the ignorant form sounds something like this. "Ew, you didn't have to spit next to me and be all ignorant like that." That, my friends, is WRONG. The proper word to use there would be "rude" or "A big faggotty asshole".

This is the proper definition of ignorant. Use it well, young padawan.

Secondly, i'd love to date a girl that looked like an elf. No, not an elf in the Santa Clause sense, but more of an elf in the Liv Tyler in Lord of the Rings Heavenly Goddess sense. High cheekbones, magical eyes, slender figures, pointy ears--ok, no pointy ears, but everything else is fine. I dunno, I play alot of video games, so elves are always so enchanting and wonderous to me. It would be like living out a fantasy. (Yes, me=psycho)

Thirdly, um... yea, i forget. See? This is why I write down my thoughts in a blog. Cuz i fucking forget them.

Damn it.