Ever notice that commercials make absolutely no sense these days?

(Ever think that you posted about this already?)

Well, yea, so like, a truck is speeding along about to kill a turtle, when suddenly it stops. The guy then gets out of the truck and whips a smudge of dirt off the turtle with a bounty and throws it away. A cop then pulls up and fines the guy for littering. A sniper then shoots the cop, but misses and hits the turtle. The punchline is then printed across the screen: "Shoulda stayed home and used the Yellow Pages."

WHAT THE FUCK??? Yes, i know, i made that up, but fuckin hell, that might as well have been a commercial. That's exactly the same brain cell killing crap that's on TV nowadays. Holy shit, the next generation of kids are going to grow up being DUMB AS HELL because the current generation of marketers are FUCKING MORONS.

Fuck it, the world is going to blow. Guaranteed.

Or your money back.