Saw a show yesterday on MTV. I forget the name, but basically it was a show where they dared you to do something and enticed you with money... basically trying to prove that money can make a person do anything.

One of the things that you had to do, lure a mouse into your mouth with food, and then pick it up with your mouth for 100 dollars. Shit... i'd do that in a heartbeat. Remember, being a hooker is only worth 100 bucks... so put a mouse in your mouth for a bill, or get fucked by a dirty old man. Hmm.. tough choice (no really, it is!).

And you ever wonder how you met people? I mean sure, there are certain people who you indefinately remember how you met because of the circumstances in which you met them (damn, that girl is hot, let's be friends). But i'm sure everyone chills or hangs with somebody that they aren't really sure how they met. Have you ever said "I dunno, one day we just started chillin together"? Well, maybe you should go talk to those people and figure out how you met them, just because it would give you something to do.

You wanna bond?
Superglue, buddy. Superglue.