I was talkin to my friend today, and I was teasing her about the dating game... and I ended up going into a rant.

And since that's what this blog is all about, I decided I'd post part of it (the interesting part), and let you have a taste of my bittersweet brain at work:
Editted to Protect the Innocent

Mystic511: asian people are just weird.
Mystic511: and i say that without fear of retribution cuz i'm asian too.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: lol.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: americanized whitewashed bannana?
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: jkjk
Mystic511: that's me!
Mystic511: =D
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: haha. thought so
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: hm. so why are they wierd?
Mystic511: white people don't play the same games asian people do.
Mystic511: it's simple.
Mystic511: smile, have a drink together, be cute, and then sleep together.
Mystic511: easy as pie.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: haha.
Mystic511: it takes asian people 3 months to hold hands.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: so you would prefer which style of relationship?
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: hah
Mystic511: i'm not sayin i like the white version... but you know, something in the middle would be nice.
Mystic511: i mean, having the mentality that your significant other is going to be the person you'll marry is just wrong.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: agreed
Mystic511: if a person is thinkin like that.. then they shouldn't even bother playing the game
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: true true
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: =)
Mystic511: blah, i'm blabbering
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: so if you say you don't play the "game" does that mean you're waiting for the girl to marry you ?
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: i mean, when you fall in love?
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: it's 130AM my mind's jumbled too
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: =P
Mystic511: i'm sayin that i've accepted the fact that even if that was what I wanted... it won't happen.
Mystic511: and thinkin like that keeps me from getting hurt.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: oh icic. =)
Mystic511: and if it does, then it'll be a surprise.
Mystic511: and positive surprises are always nice.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: :-) hehe. niccce
Mystic511: and i'm tired of hearing about girls talk about how they want a guy to take care of them and treat them nice and wipe their asses for them.
Mystic511: never once have i heard a girl go.. oh well, i love him so much that *I* want to take care of HIM and treat HIM nice and wipe HIS ass for him
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: LOL
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: how about equal wiping
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: shiet
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: mutuality is kinda hard to find?
Mystic511: can't happen.. cuz guys and girls are inherently unequal.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: eh. who knows.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: lol. so which gender is the stronger?
Mystic511: it doesn't matter
Mystic511: i'm just sayin that girls wanting equality is a double standard.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: eh. there's no such thing as equality.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: i believe
Mystic511: and it's not that they want to be equal.. it's that they want to think they are BETTER but they'll settle for being equal.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: HAH
Mystic511: and you know it's true.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: lol. depends on what is "BETTER"
Mystic511: but if i challenged a girl to a fist fight, i bet she'll scream how unfair it is cuz she's a GIRL.
Mystic511: you can't have both, buddy.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: yep exactly, depends on the situation.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: hehe.
TooPolite2TellMe2Shutup: and what exactly is it relative to

*After this, said girl pretends to be sleepy to avoid hearing anymore of young Mystic's ranting.*

It was a completely random conversation, as you can see. One of those, shit, it's 1:30 am and I'm just thinking about random things.

*You're just so random aren't you? Mister "I'm just so random"*