Am I opinionated? I think I am. Hell, even the act of thinking myself opinionated is an opinion, so I MUST be opinionated (makes sense to me). Yea, so i am. But is that a bad thing? Well, considering i'm a hypocrite (see sidebar), nobody should really hold it against me for anything I say. I mean, so what if I think eating that new super double chocolate candy bar is nasty and i'd never eat it. I probably will try it... in like, 3 months from now when I'm suddenly in a mood for super double chocolate-ness.

And also, if you say you are a hypocrite, then when you are doing something hypocritical, aren't you really NOT being a hypocrite? Cuz technically, you are doing EXACTLY what you said you would, which was doing the opposite of whatever you said in the first place. But I guess for that to fully be true, you would have to do the opposite of everything you said.

"I'm not going to the bathroom ever!" *as he goes to the bathroom*
"I won't say goodbye to you." *never talks to you again*
"Your mom is hot!" *she's fugly like a cow with no face.*

Welp, at least I still haven't ever smoked weed yet. Don't really want to. Don't really care to.
And still haven't gotten a tattoo, nor any part of my body pierced.
Considering, though, that these are the three things that my mom has asked me never to do (and they are the ONLY things i'm not allowed to do, mind you), i'm pretty sure I can keep her faith in me.

Super Double Chocolate, here I come.