Well, at least one person cares about my being a whore now:

*This message was sent to me by a friend who's been plugging my site*

C6: P7: can I get an explicit picture of Allen?
C6: i think that requires that you buy him something
P7: umm....like what?
P7: I can get him a fortune cookie

Here's an explicit picture for ya.


Of my crotch.

You owe me a fortune cookie.