Out of all the expression and slangs that exist in this world, there are those few that I hate and would never use.

First would be "hella", even thought I tolerate it, because I think it's a clever expression developed on the west coast. When west coast people use it, fine, that's "hella kool", but when people I know personally start saying that shit, it pisses me the hell off. Go invent your own goddamn expression and stop copying the west coast.

Second would be "grip", which is a socal expression. It basically means 'alot'. Like... there was a grip of dumbasses saying "grip" while standing outside of the hella hot SoCal sun. Not to be confused with "get a grip" which is an older expression. I'd never use it. I'd rather say "mad". Like, grip is mad gay.

But there is one term that really really irks me. No, it doesn't irk me. It just PISSES ME OFF. These are the people who say "lates" when giving their fairwells.

Now, tell me, what purpose does lateS serve that latER doesn't? IT'S NOT FUCKING CLEVER. It's just retarded.

Let's go through the rundown:

They both mean goodbye.
They both have five letters.
L-A-T-E-R is just as easy to type as L-A-T-E-S.
Lates is a plural of 'late' meaning basically not on time.
Later actually makes sense, as it means an actual timeframe after the present.

So why are all you brainwashed chumps submitting into pop culture and using a word that serves no purpose?

Why replace a perfectly good term?

God, this grip of shit hella pisses me off.

Later.