You know, i always thought I was the only person in the world who was an Observer. You know, the kind of person to sit back and watch somebody else fuck up first, and then write a blog about it so that all my fans (all 2.1 of you) could learn from the dumbass' mistake and not repeat it.

Well, I was wrong. I'm not the only one. This guy is too.

Go to his "Plans Archive" and read all about how girls are evil, how to tell a girl doesn't like you, and if girls and guys can really ever be friends. (haven't read that one yet, but my guess is no.)

All you guys will really appreciate this webpage.. and well, all you girls can find out just how much you suck.

Thanks Scott for writing down everything I usually vent about, but never coherently enough to turn it into an article.