Today is fontaine's birthday. Everyone, all together now: "Happy Birthday Fontaine!"

So now, for a quick ¿MyStiFieD? version of

Fontaine, the girl we all know and love. (and who if you don't know, you will know know and love. or else.):

Fontaine is now 19 on March 4, 2002 and therefore has been buying cigarettes, buying lottery tickets, getting lapdances, going clubbing, voting for your favorite politician and many many other things for a whole year. How much of that did she actually do? probably not that much, but still, it's the fact that she COULD that counts.

She of course, still cannot get drafted because she is a woman. And who said woman don't get privilages. And then there are woman who actually COMPLAIN cuz they don't get drafted during wars. Can you say psycho?

But Fontaine, aka Silly Rabbit is the bestestest person I know, especially since she pretends to care about me when I go blabbering on about cars and other things. If she were here on the east coast, I'd fall madly in love with her and be her personal slave for the rest of my life. Especially if she continued pretending she cared.

One of two people (of four) on the west coast that actually gave me an xmas present, she deserves some praise and credit, and definately a plug on her webpage. See it here.

Lastly, do not IM her unless you want to be tallied as one of her many many stalkers. Me being number 1. And number one means I have a right to kick your ass for stalking her too. Don't push me.

So there. Happy Birthday Fontaine.

May all your birthdays be joyous and filled with love and care.

And of course, lots of money and presents.