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Now for today's little light bulb:
*Begin Segment*

While getting off the Subway today, the doors stall and do not open for half a minute. Of course, this guy chuckles and breaks a joke, "They are just testing us to see if we really want to go to work" *chuckle chuckle, hur hur, nerd.*

No offense to all my readers (all 1.3 of you), but his comment absolutely summed him up. He was white.

You know i'm SO right for saying that too. Why? Because a brotha would have said something like "Shoot, stay closed so I don't have to go to work". A fellow asian would have said something like "F-ing american built pieces of crap never work properly." or "OMG.. what moron is driving the train right now?"

The list goes on and on. It just amazes me how middle class business types all manage to have the same sense of humor. It's like it was part of the job description or something.

*Start Mid-Segment Skit*

"Your credentials look nice... hmm.. yes..."
"Yes sir, but you missed the best part." *points down the page*
"Oh! Dry Middle Class Humor for four years! My god! Most people only achieve two years. You, sir, are hired."
"*Chuckle Chuckle Hur hur* I'm glad i was thirsty and went to the water cooler alot at my last job!"

*End Mid-Segment Skit, mostly in disgust*

No wonder when I walk down the hall with Jeff talking about shooting heroin and doing a line of cocaine while screwing a hooker and taking a shot of southern comfort, people look at us funny.

Maybe i should make more jokes about the IRS or something. Whatever middle class yolks talk about.

*End Segment. Still in disgust*