In an effort to raise my level of writing to that of which it was a few months ago, I have decided to please all my fans (all 1.05 of you) and write an interesting journal entry of the highest caliber.

So there are a few things I've learned in my life recently:

Drinking every night in a foreign country builds your tolerance alot. If you can't afford to fly to a foreign country to build tolerance, just drink alot. Nobody said a foreign country has anything to do with it, stupid!

Heroin addicts are my hero. Much the same way that female super hero's are heroines.

If i had an apple for everytime someone said or did something dumb, then i'd be eating apple sauce for the rest of my life.

Computers in london are weird. The @ is not under the #2, and the # is not whereever it's suppose to be. So the @ is really " and the " is the @ and ~ is ¬ and # is @ and shit... that's not right at all.

There is so much other stuff that I could write about. And if i wrote everything I wanted to write about writing the stuff i wrote about, then I'd write a book about it all.

One day, someone came up to me and said @OMG (crap... see, the " isn't in the right place. Who the hell designed UK keyboards?), you are the greatest person in the world! and you have a nice car too!@ (crap again...) (pps, you think i'd change it to be "'s, but that's no fun).

Remember kiddo's, don't drink and drive. Better yet, don't be like me and don't drink before going on the computer and typing a retarded blog about nothing.