For my friend Jeff, this next entry has a title:
***Sticking Your Dick in a Cheese Grater***
Yesterday was a really busy day. In work, we're actually getting work. It's good, but it's bad. I want work, but I am also in the works for a second job. Working and then planning for another job's interview don't go well together.
The day goes by fairly hecticly, with Jeff flipping out and wanting to kill everyone in the government because of their bullshit rules and regulations. I'm backing him up 100%. So if he walks out on the job, there's a good chance i'm going with him.
At the end of the day, we leave work, and we start talking about how much the job isn't worth our time. Jeff mentions some girl who's still in highschool, and how she has a better job then us because she works for a lawfirm and makes 18 dollars an hours. Of course, me being the ass that I am, decided to ask how on earth she got that kind of job.
Almost at the same time, Jeff and I respond "Sucking Dick." and "Giving Head?" respectively. After a short pause, he goes on to say that maybe it isn't the case, because the girl has braces, and that it would hurt. I simply responded that some guys are kinky like that.
His simply said, "I don't know... it's like sticking your dick in a cheese grater."
Here's the kicker. This middle aged lady in front of us turns around and gives us the evil eye. She then gets up and walks away. She keeps staring at us, and Jeff asked "Do you think that lady got up and walked away because she heard us?"
That's when she spoke, and said something that I couldn't make out, but I know from the tone that it was chastizing us. Jeff was just laughing the whole time. I on the other hand shot my mouth on and said something like... "Some people should mind their own business and not listen in on private conversations that don't concern them."
I probably said some other things too, but i don't really remember, nor do I care to repeat them since they were probably really really mean.
So there you go Jeff, this one's for you. And it is definately Hiroshima-Nagasaki.
***Sticking Your Dick in a Cheese Grater***
Yesterday was a really busy day. In work, we're actually getting work. It's good, but it's bad. I want work, but I am also in the works for a second job. Working and then planning for another job's interview don't go well together.
The day goes by fairly hecticly, with Jeff flipping out and wanting to kill everyone in the government because of their bullshit rules and regulations. I'm backing him up 100%. So if he walks out on the job, there's a good chance i'm going with him.
At the end of the day, we leave work, and we start talking about how much the job isn't worth our time. Jeff mentions some girl who's still in highschool, and how she has a better job then us because she works for a lawfirm and makes 18 dollars an hours. Of course, me being the ass that I am, decided to ask how on earth she got that kind of job.
Almost at the same time, Jeff and I respond "Sucking Dick." and "Giving Head?" respectively. After a short pause, he goes on to say that maybe it isn't the case, because the girl has braces, and that it would hurt. I simply responded that some guys are kinky like that.
His simply said, "I don't know... it's like sticking your dick in a cheese grater."
Here's the kicker. This middle aged lady in front of us turns around and gives us the evil eye. She then gets up and walks away. She keeps staring at us, and Jeff asked "Do you think that lady got up and walked away because she heard us?"
That's when she spoke, and said something that I couldn't make out, but I know from the tone that it was chastizing us. Jeff was just laughing the whole time. I on the other hand shot my mouth on and said something like... "Some people should mind their own business and not listen in on private conversations that don't concern them."
I probably said some other things too, but i don't really remember, nor do I care to repeat them since they were probably really really mean.
So there you go Jeff, this one's for you. And it is definately Hiroshima-Nagasaki.
posted by Allen M @ 1/17/2002 11:04:00 AM
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