So my mom runs in and wakes me up at 10 am. I wake up, and I swear, I only lied down like 3 hours ago. Distorted, Disoriented, and disorganized... it was only disasterous. She handed me the phone, my mind retaining something about "call for you.", and I mumbled "hello".
Someone said something about me calling for a lawyer. What? A lawyer. A lawyer for what? Mind you, i'm still completely disoriented, that little bit of conversation which probably lasted 5 seconds felt like a 20 minute thing. The line clicks over, a girl comes on and says the same thing, I called for a lawyer? What are you talking--Oh yes, she meanted a LAWFIRM job. I say OH. I snap awake a little bit, the lawfirm internship finally decides to call me back... about 3 weeks later. They ask me to call them right back at some number. I saw hold on, i need a pen.
I go from the phone area to the pen area walking in a perfect "S" formation. It was kinda like riding a bike... i was leaning a little and not... quite... going... straight... and then, *swoop* now i lean to the other side... not... quite... straight... ah, pen. I grab one and a post-it pad, and run (well, more literally, stumble like a drunkard) back to the phone. She said a bunch of numbers, I mindlessly wrote them down. They hung up.
It took me another 5 minutes to register what just actually happen. I thought they were going to interview me on the phone, so i was thinking about ways to yell at them and tell them how they were catching me completely offguard because they're response time was so slow. But when i called back, the guy said that he wanted me to come in "a week from next friday". He was being an ass and being an idiot at the same time. I'm like, still tired, and I can't comprehend the term, "a week from next friday" so i said, do you know what date that is? the 31 perhaps? and he says, "CAN YOU COME IN A WEEK FROM NEXT FRIDAY?" I'm like, yea sure (in my mind: you ass-banana).
Then he sounds like he's going to hang up and he says one of those "good, i'll see you on friday" kind of lines. And I'm like, woh woh, can you tell me where the place is. He's like, oh yea, sure, blah blah blah, norristown PA. I swear, I literally heard "blah blah blah" come out of his mouth. So i'm like, one more time please, and he starts giving me an attitude when he spells out the address, like I should have heard him the first time and just written down "blah blah blah". He spelled it really fast too, and he wasn't being friendly at all.
He wouldn't even let me talk at all either... not that i was being coherent yet, but still, it was annoying. You'd think as a LAWYER, his listening and people skills would be a little better. Sorry, but right now, he sounds like he's one of those ambulence-chasing, desperate lawyers that cause more trouble then good. So I have "a week from next friday" which the dumbass could have just said "about two weeks from now"... or if he wanted to confuse me even more, he could have said "two weeks from last friday." Or he could have just been SPECIFIC and said "Friday the 31st."
But please, help me decide on whether or not I should even bother going in for this interview. He said the job was only 15 hours a week. That doesn't sound like alot of work... but it doesn't sound like alot of money either. So email me and tell me what you think! (i have no brain right now anyways.. it's freakin 3 hours since i tried to avoid the sun.) Mystic511@hotmail.com