Today's ¿MyStiFieD? topic: Webcam Girls.

An ever elusive breed of woman, these girls put up there life (the one they want other people to see anyway) onto a webpage and couple it with pictures that they change on a daily basis.

I'm jealous. If i was a fuggin girl, I'd be a webcam girl.

Why? One. They have a WISHLIST. And people actually BUY them stuff off of this wishlist! Who the hell does that? "Hi, now that you know me, you can fall in love with me cuz you never met me, and oh! here! look! I have a list of things that you can buy for me to make me happy! Of course, it's your choice to buy me things, so that makes you DUMB!"

Yes, i'd like to take advantage of dumb people.

Two? Some of these girls are worshipped. Seriously worshipped. I mean, I know there are alot of dumb guys out there who need to worship somebody, but how can you worship somebody you never met. Ok, you've seen her... ok, you've read about her life... Ok... I still don't get it.

I mean, yes, I agree. There is something about those webcam girls that make you want to worship them. But seriously, I doubt I could EVER get anyone to be ME anything.

So yes, i'm jealous. I want to be a webcam girl. But I can't. So i'm going to try to be the first successful webcam guy.

I'm all for equality... and for people buying me things.