I Hate the Internet (still)
Apparently the top searched term that links to my site is "I hate the internet", which links to this article about me hating the internet that I wrote a year and a half ago. I still hate the internet, for various reasons. And since I'd love to become the number one search result of people who seek others who hate the internet, here are the reasons.
Can we all stop being lemmings on YouTube? Ok, I get it, chocolate rain is kind of funny, but I don't need to watch your own personal rendition of it. Sure, digital cameras are cheap now, in fact, they're practically handing them out to you whenever you walk into Circuit City, but still, must you?
Here's a better idea. Now that you bought a camera in order to join this wonderful 2.0 craze of self produced content, do something to become the next internet sensation instead of riding on the coat-tail of someone else's brilliancy. Film yourself for 20 minutes and when you watch the replay, you'll realized you truly are uninteresting. Because if you were, you wouldn't be surfing for videos on YouTube and trying to create a Response Video.
I don't participate in this random adding of friends on MySpace and Facebook. I really do like the concept: keep in touch with old friends, be in the loop with what their doing, and never really have to talk to them. I don't see the point in doing that with people I met once. Stop adding me as your friend. I can't validate your existence for you, guy I met once at a college meet-and-greet.
No, i don't want a free i-pod, a free X-Box, free ringtones, wallpapers or knick-knacks. I don't want a magazine subscription or to find friendly singles like me. No, you didn't just stumble across my profile and want to chat with me. I don't want to see your pictures that got banned by going to your other social network site at genericcamwhores2.com/loosepanties23.
Yes, we get it, anyone who can kill your ranked 50 ass is hacking. What we don't understand is why you're twelve-years old and your mother hasn't beaten you for still being on Halo at 2 in the morning. I also don't understand why people twice your age are actually entertaining your existence by arguing with you. And fix your mic, you sound like a chipmunk using a blender in a wind tunnel.
Also, your passwords are terrible, change them. You're going to get hacked. See previous post for more info.
Can we all stop being lemmings on YouTube? Ok, I get it, chocolate rain is kind of funny, but I don't need to watch your own personal rendition of it. Sure, digital cameras are cheap now, in fact, they're practically handing them out to you whenever you walk into Circuit City, but still, must you?
Here's a better idea. Now that you bought a camera in order to join this wonderful 2.0 craze of self produced content, do something to become the next internet sensation instead of riding on the coat-tail of someone else's brilliancy. Film yourself for 20 minutes and when you watch the replay, you'll realized you truly are uninteresting. Because if you were, you wouldn't be surfing for videos on YouTube and trying to create a Response Video.
I don't participate in this random adding of friends on MySpace and Facebook. I really do like the concept: keep in touch with old friends, be in the loop with what their doing, and never really have to talk to them. I don't see the point in doing that with people I met once. Stop adding me as your friend. I can't validate your existence for you, guy I met once at a college meet-and-greet.
No, i don't want a free i-pod, a free X-Box, free ringtones, wallpapers or knick-knacks. I don't want a magazine subscription or to find friendly singles like me. No, you didn't just stumble across my profile and want to chat with me. I don't want to see your pictures that got banned by going to your other social network site at genericcamwhores2.com/loosepanties23.
Yes, we get it, anyone who can kill your ranked 50 ass is hacking. What we don't understand is why you're twelve-years old and your mother hasn't beaten you for still being on Halo at 2 in the morning. I also don't understand why people twice your age are actually entertaining your existence by arguing with you. And fix your mic, you sound like a chipmunk using a blender in a wind tunnel.
Also, your passwords are terrible, change them. You're going to get hacked. See previous post for more info.
posted by Allen M @ 4/08/2008 12:41:00 AM
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