I Hate the Internet

Ok, I don't hate the internet, but there is this subculture that exists that I truly do want to spit on. I believe they're mostly 12 year old pre-teens who have too much money and time on their hands, who think they're older than they really are. But maybe they're college kids who miss the days of calling each other poopy-face or saying a girl has cooties and running away.

It's the world of forum posters and commenter(er)s. Every once in a while you'll see an amazing video on youtube or find a forum link to some really awesome news article. After finishing said video or reading through link, you go back to the original linking page and read what everyone else thought about it. There's always the handful of people that throw out blanket statements.

Person X is not as funny as Person Y, therefore person X cannot possibly ever be funny.

This is old news, thanks for wasting my time.

This was already done, you're a loser.

What you said couldn't possibly be relevant, even though i'm contributing nothing but negative comments.

These nay-sayers and kill-joys really think that their insignificant comment out of the 12000 other comments mean something. I wonder if they actually come back to the site after posting their bullshit to check on other people's reactions.

Personally I've never bothered with posting on a site as big as youtube, where 1000 comments are written every minute on a particular link or subject. What's the point? Who are you trying to impress? Why bother typing "This sucks" and nothing else?

This forum culture sickens me, the people on there prove their idiocy daily. They are the type of people who have to say something, because out in the real world, every word that comes out of their mouth is ignored. Their parents hate them, their friends--friends? what friends?--punch them in the mouth whenever they try to open it, and overall, the words that begin to form on their tongues probably don't match with the ones that their brains thought. So they think they sound witty, but really, they're just retarded.

So let's lump them all together. The forum posters, the commenters, the myspace taggers, the millions and millions of people who try to raise their post count, their feedback scores, and have the largest numbers of friends--You're all losers. Nobody in real life has 46,000 thousand friends. That's like standing in times square and handing out your phonenumber to everyone. Most people will take it, but nobody is really calling you to hang out--Your ten thousand forum posts means you just spewed alot of shit out of your brain that will be lost in the tons and tons of shit already available on the internet. Your feedback score means you spent your life evaluating others instead of making one for yourself, and really you're all so insignificant that you have to try to stand out on the internet by marking it with your dumb friends count

Sometimes I wish Kevin's Smith ending scene for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was real. I wish you could really track down every douchebag on the internet and just physically assault them.

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